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Why did the landslide apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a crumbler!
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Why did the landslide start a podcast? It had a lot of earth-shattering stories!
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Why did the landslide break up with the mountain? It said, 'I need some space!'
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Why did the geologist bring crackers to the landslide? Because he wanted to make some rockslides!
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Why was the landslide always invited to parties? It really knew how to rock the house!
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Why did the landslide get invited to the geological conference? It had a rock-solid reputation!
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Landslide? That's what happens when I try to organize my closet - everything just tumbles down on me like a mountain collapsing!
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I live in constant fear of a landslide...of dishes crashing down on me if I open that cupboard in my kitchen!
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I saw a sign that said, 'Beware of landslides.' I thought, 'Yeah, those piles of laundry waiting for me at home are pretty threatening.'
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Landslide? That's how I feel when I step on the scale after the holidays. It's like my bathroom has its own natural disaster warning system!
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I thought my life was falling apart until I heard about landslides. At least my problems aren't eroding away beneath me!
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Landslide? That’s the sound of my plans for the day when I accidentally hit 'snooze' instead of 'stop' on my alarm.
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I've never been in a landslide, but I've definitely experienced the avalanche of awkwardness after accidentally liking someone's social media post from 10 years ago!
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I never understand those 'Watch Out for Landslide' signs. Like, what am I supposed to do, jump over a mountain if it starts sliding?
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I’m so clumsy, I could probably cause a landslide just by trying to juggle oranges. 'Natural disaster at the grocery store!'
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