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Why did the komodo dragon bring a backpack to the comedy show? Because it wanted to pack some serious laughs!
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Why did the komodo dragon start a band? Because it had a killer bite on the drums!
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Why did the komodo dragon become a gardener? It wanted to grow some 'dragon' fruits!
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Why did the komodo dragon start a bakery? It wanted to make 'bite-sized' pastries!
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Why did the komodo dragon apply for a job in customer service? It was great at handling inquiries with a venomous response!
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What's a komodo dragon's favorite TV show? 'Game of Thrones'—because dragons stick together!
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Why did the komodo dragon start a YouTube channel? It wanted to go viral with its 'bite-sized' videos!
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I found out Komodo dragons can reproduce asexually. Imagine being so confident in yourself that you decide, 'You know what, I'll just make more of me.' Must be nice.
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Komodo dragons have a keen sense of smell. I can barely locate my coffee mug in the morning without a GPS tracker. Maybe I need a reptile guide in my kitchen.
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Komodo dragons can swim between islands. Meanwhile, I'm still figuring out how not to sink like a stone in the shallow end of the kiddie pool. It's a work in progress.
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Komodo, the only lizard that looks like it just found out it's not the main character in the reptile kingdom. 'Wait, I'm not a dragon?'
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I was reading about Komodo dragons, and apparently, they can eat up to 80% of their body weight in one meal. Meanwhile, I feel accomplished if I finish a bag of chips without feeling guilty.
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You know, Komodo dragons are like the overachievers of the lizard world. They're out there with venomous saliva, and I'm just here struggling not to burn my toast.
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You ever notice how Komodo dragons have that 'I'm judging you' look all the time? Like they're the reptilian Simon Cowell of the animal kingdom. 'Your survival skills are a no from me.'
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Komodo dragons are the VIPs of the lizard lounge. They have their own island in Indonesia. Meanwhile, I'm stuck here negotiating with my houseplants about the window space.
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Komodo dragons have a bacteria-infested bite that weakens their prey over time. It's like they're running their own slow-cooking show in the wild. 'Next on Komodo Kitchen, we marinate with bacteria and let it simmer.'
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