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The Awkward Encounter: Petting Zoo Edition
Someone attempts to pet a Komodo dragon at a petting zoo.
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Went to a petting zoo. Saw a sign that said, 'Caution: Komodo dragon's in a bad mood.' I thought, 'What could go wrong?' I extended my hand, and the dragon's expression said it all, 'Oh, you're brave... or just really misinformed.'
The Awkward Encounter at the Zoo
A person encounters a Komodo dragon while trying to impress a date at the zoo.
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You ever feel like a Komodo dragon’s PR person? I’m there at the zoo, trying to sell this dragon as this majestic, fearsome creature. But let's be real, it's just a giant lizard that occasionally drools on unsuspecting tourists!
The Misunderstood Komodo Expert
A person claims to be an expert on Komodo dragons but knows very little.
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I convinced everyone I'm a Komodo dragon expert. Then someone asks, 'How fast can they run?' I'm like, 'Oh, you know, about as fast as a lizard late for its dentist appointment!' Safe to say, my expert status expired real quick.
The Frustrated Tourist at Komodo Island
A tourist gets frustrated while trying to take pictures of Komodo dragons.
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I attempted to capture the perfect Komodo dragon moment. But those lizards are camera shy! They see a lens and poof, they're gone faster than my motivation to exercise.
The Job Interview at the Komodo Sanctuary
A person interviews for a job at a sanctuary for Komodo dragons.
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I applied for a job at the Komodo sanctuary. They said, 'We need someone fearless.' I said, 'Fearless? I once faced a Komodo dragon in a dream... and I woke up crying!' Safe to say, I didn’t get the offer.
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