7 Jokes For Komodo

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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My komodo dragon tried to tell me a joke, but it was so dry, even the Sahara would say, 'Hydrate, please!
What's a komodo dragon's favorite game? Hide and sneak!
I tried telling my pet komodo dragon a joke, but it just gave me a cold-blooded stare. Tough crowd!
I told my boss I have a pet komodo dragon that helps with deadlines. He said, 'Is it a time-saver or a time-biter?
I told my friend I was training my komodo dragon to be a comedian. He asked, 'Is it a stand-up guy?
I invited a komodo dragon to my birthday party, and it brought its own 'scale' of presents!
I tried teaching my komodo dragon math, but it kept getting stuck on the 'adder' problems!

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