10 Jokes For Kohl

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Updated on: Apr 04 2025

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Kohl is the makeup equivalent of a cat's whiskers. It's like, "Yeah, I'm here, and I'm ready to face the world... with a side of mysterious allure.
Kohl is the unsung hero of date nights. It's there to distract from the fact that you spent an hour deciding what to wear and then forgot where you put your keys.
You know you're an adult when you start getting excited about different shades of kohl. "Ah, yes, this one perfectly complements my existential dread.
Applying kohl requires the precision of a surgeon and the patience of a saint. If my hands were any shakier, I'd end up looking like I got into a fight with my makeup bag and lost.
Kohl is like the magician's wand of the beauty world. A few strokes, and voila! You've magically hidden those dark circles and convinced everyone you got a full night's sleep.
Kohl is the superhero of makeup. It has the power to transform you from "I just rolled out of bed" to "I might be late, but at least my eyes look fantastic.
I bought a new kohl pencil recently, and the packaging said it's "smudge-proof." Lies. The only thing smudge-proof about it is my confidence after the first accidental blink.
Applying kohl is like trying to draw a straight line without a ruler – it's an ambitious endeavor that usually ends in a squiggly masterpiece. But hey, embrace the squiggle, right?
I tried wearing kohl once, thinking it would give me that smoldering gaze. Instead, I looked like I had a staring contest with a raccoon and lost.
You ever notice how applying kohl is like trying to draw the perfect line on your eyelids? It's a delicate art form. One wrong move, and suddenly, you're auditioning for a role in a Shakespearean tragedy.

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