5 Jokes For Kohl

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 04 2025

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The Rock Star's Perspective

Balancing a rebellious rock star image with the precision of kohl application.
Eyeliner Encore": Applying kohl is like doing an encore at a concert. Sometimes, the audience expects it, and sometimes you're just hoping for a standing ovation. Either way, it's all about leaving a lasting impression.

The Detective's Perspective

Investigating a crime scene and discovering unexpected kohl evidence.
Eyeliner or Liar?": Suspect: "I don't know anything about the missing cookies." Detective: examines suspect's face "Your kohl-stained fingers and guilty eyes tell a different story. We've got a dessert detective in the making.

The Alien's Perspective

Trying to understand human fascination with kohl.
Close Encounters of the Kohl Kind": Humans are a strange species. I thought they were using kohl to protect their eyes from cosmic rays or something. Turns out, it's just for aesthetics. Maybe I should try it; it might help me blend in better during my close encounters of the human kind.

The Sleep-Deprived Mom's Perspective

Attempting to look awake and fabulous with kohl after a sleepless night.
Kohl Before Coffee": Applying kohl before coffee is like painting a masterpiece while blindfolded. Some days, I look in the mirror and think, "Did I just draw a cat on my face or eyeliner wings?

The Makeup Artist's Perspective

Trying to perfect the perfect "kohl" look.
Cat Eyes vs. Cat Calls": Trying to achieve those perfect cat eyes with kohl is challenging. It's like I'm sending a signal to cats everywhere, and suddenly I'm the Pied Piper of the feline world. Maybe I should add whiskers for the full effect.

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