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Why did the kohl pencil become a detective? It loved solving eye-crimes!
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Why did the kohl pencil break up with the eraser? It couldn't handle the commitment to fix its mistakes!
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Why did the kohl refuse to attend the party? It didn't want to get smudged in the crowd!
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Why did the kohl pencil apply for a job? It wanted to make a bold statement in the business world!
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Why did the kohl pencil enroll in school? It wanted to sharpen its knowledge!
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I always thought kohl was the secret weapon to looking seductive. Turns out, the real secret is not poking yourself in the eye while applying it. Seduction level: Expert.
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I tried using kohl once, thinking it would make me look mysterious. Turns out, I just looked like I hadn't slept in a week. Mysterious, alright—people were wondering if I was secretly a vampire.
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Kohl is that one makeup item that has magical powers. It can turn a panda into a glamazon in just a few strokes. I wish it had the same effect on my bank account.
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Applying kohl is like drawing the line between 'I've got my life together' and 'I'm one step away from wearing pajamas to work.' It's a delicate balance, like tightrope walking, but with eyeliner.
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Kohl is the real MVP of makeup. It can transform you from 'just woke up' to 'ready to take on the world' in under a minute. If only it could do the same for my laundry pile.
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Kohl is like the superhero cape for your eyes. You put it on, and suddenly you feel invincible—until you realize you forgot to put on the rest of your face. Now you just look like a masked bandit.
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Kohl is proof that a little black line can make a big difference. It's the makeup equivalent of adding a filter to your life. If only there was a kohl filter for Monday mornings.
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Kohl is like the ninja of makeup. You put it on and suddenly, you're ready to face the world, but nobody knows what went on behind the scenes.
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I love kohl, but it's a high-stakes game. One wrong move, and you go from 'sultry' to 'got into a fight with a marker.' It's like playing Russian roulette with your makeup bag.
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