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You know, the other day someone told me they wanted to give me a knuckle sandwich. I was like, "Oh really? Are we in a '50s diner or something?" I mean, who even says that anymore? It's like they've been watching too many old gangster movies. But seriously, a knuckle sandwich? Is that the best threat they could come up with? I mean, if you're gonna threaten me, at least be creative. How about a burrito of justice or a taco of terror? I might be more scared of that.
I imagine a knuckle sandwich is just two fists between two slices of bread. I'm thinking, "Do I get to pick the condiments, or is it just a dry, bare-knuckle sandwich?" Maybe they'll add some mayo for that extra special punch. Literally.
And what's the recommended beverage pairing for a knuckle sandwich? A punch, of course. Maybe a nice uppercut on the rocks.
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Have you ever thought about the logistics of delivering a knuckle sandwich? I mean, do they have a special delivery service for that? "Hello, I'd like to order a knuckle sandwich for my annoying neighbor, extra spicy." And imagine being the delivery person for that. "Excuse me, sir, I have a special delivery for you. It's a knuckle sandwich with a side of regret." I bet tips are not included in that delivery charge.
But seriously, we need to modernize this whole knuckle sandwich thing. How about an app for it? Swipe right if you want to send a knuckle sandwich, left if you want to send a hug. It's like Tinder, but for settling disputes. The future of conflict resolution, folks.
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You know, there's a certain etiquette to giving a knuckle sandwich. You can't just go around punching people willy-nilly. There's an art to it, a finesse. It's like the ballet of brawling. First of all, you have to choose the right moment. You can't just interrupt someone mid-sentence with a knuckle sandwich. That's just rude. Wait for a dramatic pause or a pregnant silence – that's your cue.
And let's talk about presentation. A knuckle sandwich should be delivered with style. Maybe a little spin move before the punch, make it a real show. People might even start requesting your signature move. "Oh, you're the guy with the twirl before the knuckle sandwich, right?"
In conclusion, folks, if you're gonna threaten someone with a knuckle sandwich, do it right. Remember, it's not just about the punch; it's about the experience. Bon appétit!
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So, I've been thinking about going on a diet lately. You know, the knuckle sandwich diet. I figure it's a great way to lose weight and build muscle at the same time. It's like a two-for-one deal, the ultimate fitness plan. Imagine going to the gym and telling your personal trainer, "Yeah, I'm on the knuckle sandwich diet. Can you recommend some good sandwich fillings?" They'd probably look at you like you've lost your mind.
But seriously, I bet this could be a new trend. Forget keto, paleo, or whatever the latest diet craze is. It's all about the knuckle sandwich diet. You get punched, you lose weight. It's a win-win. Just watch out for the gluten – gluten-free punches only, please.
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