10 Jokes For Knuckle Sandwich

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Updated on: Nov 18 2024

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You know, they should have a cooking show where chefs prepare meals but with phrases instead of ingredients. "Today on 'Kitchen Disputes,' we're making the classic, yet controversial, knuckle sandwich!
I feel like "knuckle sandwich" is the meal you make when you're hangry and the kitchen's empty. "Well, I've got no groceries, but I've got plenty of fists!
You know, the term "knuckle sandwich" makes me wonder if there's a whole menu of aggressive foods out there. Can you imagine the entrees? "Hey, I dare you to try the 'Spicy Fistful Fajitas'!
Knuckle sandwich... It's the only food that gets served with a side of regret. "I'll take mine with extra guilt, please!
I wonder if there's a vegan version of a knuckle sandwich? "It's made with tofu fists and a side of compassionate apologies!
Knuckle sandwiches are the original DIY meal. Like, forget the fancy restaurants, just roll up your sleeves and prepare your own special dish—extra punch included!
The problem with a knuckle sandwich is that it's never served chilled. "I'd like mine iced, please. No? Okay, just checking!
You ever notice how the phrase "knuckle sandwich" sounds like a threat from a culinary school dropout? "You keep that up, and you're gonna taste my special—handcrafted knuckle sandwich!
Knuckle sandwiches make me think... do they come with different flavors? "Excuse me, can I get the 'Mild Mannered' or the 'Spicy Smackdown'?
Knuckle sandwich... the forbidden delicacy your grandma never warned you about. "Back in my day, we'd settle things with a hug, not a knuckle sandwich!

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