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Why did the bread break up with the butter? It wanted a 'spread' with more 'punch' – a knuckle sandwich!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing getting ready to give it a knuckle sandwich!
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I entered a sandwich-making contest. My secret ingredient? A dash of knuckles and a sprinkle of humor!
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Why did the sandwich file a police report? It got mugged and ended up with a serious case of being a knuckle victim!
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Why did the peanut butter want to fight the jelly? It heard the jelly was spreading rumors – time for a knuckle showdown!
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I accidentally spilled mustard on my sandwich. Now it's ready for a mustard knuckle sandwich fight!
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Why did the sandwich blush? It saw the toaster and thought it was getting ready for a knuckle-roasting session!
The Knuckle Sandwich Chronicles
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Have you ever noticed how life is like a knuckle sandwich? It's best enjoyed with a side of humor and a sprinkle of self-defense classes. I mean, who needs mayonnaise when you've got martial arts?
When Life Gives You Lemons...Make a Sandwich
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They say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Well, when life gives you a knuckle sandwich, you make a sandwich shop and call it Life's Deli – Where Pain Meets Bread.
The Unwelcome Office Potluck
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At the office potluck, Dave brought in a dish called The Knuckle Casserole. It was just a fist-shaped mold of meatloaf. I asked him for the recipe, and he said, Well, first you have to marinate it in resentment and bake it at 350 degrees of passive-aggressiveness. Bon appétit!
Sandwich Therapy
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I've started a new therapy called Knuckle Sandwich Therapy. Every time someone gets on my nerves, I just imagine them between two slices of bread. It's surprisingly therapeutic, and the best part is, I'm not getting sued for assault!
The Breadwinner's Dilemma
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My wife asked me to be the breadwinner in the family. Little did she know, I took it quite literally. Now, I'm training to become a sandwich artist, specializing in the 'knuckle' variety. Job security, right?
Fancy Restaurant, Simple Taste
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I went to this fancy restaurant, and they had a dish called Knuckle Sandwich Supreme. It cost a fortune. I thought, For that price, it better come with a side of apology and a complimentary ice pack.
Love and Other Condiments
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Relationships are like knuckle sandwiches. Sometimes they're spicy, sometimes they're a little tough to chew, but at the end of the day, you're still standing there wondering how you got into this mess in the first place.
The Knockout Recipe
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I asked my grandma for her secret recipe, and she said, Darling, a good knuckle sandwich is all about timing and a dash of pepper spray. Well, that explains why family dinners were always so lively.
Bread vs. Wraps
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I heard there's a debate about whether a knuckle sandwich is better served between slices of bread or in a wrap. Personally, I think it depends on how mobile you want your self-defense mechanism to be.
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