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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? No, I'm Doctor Chuckles, specializing in contagious laughter!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Did you say doctor or doctorate? I have both - one treats, the other teaches!
A Doctor's Knock-Knock Wisdom
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Knock knock, doctor. That moment when you're sitting on the examination table in one of those paper-thin gowns, contemplating the mysteries of life. And just as you're about to meditate on the meaning of existence, the doc walks in, and you're like, Yeah, forget enlightenment, just give me a prescription!
Doctor's Knock-Knock Therapy
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Knock knock, doctor. You know, that moment you're waiting for the doctor, it's like an introspective journey into your own mortality. You start questioning life choices, contemplating existence, and then, the door swings open, and you're snapped back to reality—because who has time for existential crises when you've got a cough that needs diagnosing?
Doctor's Office Knock-Knock
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Knock knock, doctor. Ever notice how that moment when you finally get called in feels like the climax of a suspense thriller? The door opens, and it's like stepping into an alternate universe where you're the star of a medical sitcom. You're just waiting for the laugh track as the doc enters, ready to deliver the punchline to your ailment.
Knock Knock, Doc Rock
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Knock knock, doctor. You ever notice how the waiting room becomes an impromptu comedy club? I swear, the moment I walked in, it was like everyone was competing for Best Comedy Routine in a Hospital. People sharing stories that would make a stand-up blush! I almost forgot my ailment, almost felt like I was at a comedy show. Knock knock, doc, let's turn this diagnosis into a punchline!
The Ailing Jest
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So, I was feeling under the weather and thought, Maybe I should see a doctor. Knock knock, doctor. But this isn't some joke about a doc who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. No, this was me, waiting so long in the waiting room that I started diagnosing myself with everything from the common cold to interstellar alien flu. I mean, I almost started giving the receptionist my symptoms and asking for a prescription myself!
Doctor's Orders: Knock Knock!
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Knock knock, doctor. You know, sometimes the door to the examination room feels like a portal to a dimension where the laws of physics don't apply. Like, time moves at a snail's pace until the doctor shows up, and then suddenly, it's a speedrun to get you out of there quicker than a pizza delivery!
Doctor's Knock Knock Chronicles
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Knock knock, doctor. That waiting room was like a reality show where everyone's a contestant, competing for the title of Most Elaborate Excuse to Skip Work. I swear, I overheard a guy arguing his cold was an exotic, rare virus from a distant planet. Dude, you've been binge-watching too much sci-fi!
Doctor's Door Dilemma
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Knock knock, doctor. But let me tell you, sometimes you don't need a punchline; life's got a way of delivering its own comedic timing. Like the time I went to the doctor's office and knocked on what I thought was the door, only to find out it was the broom closet. And there I was, discussing my symptoms with a mop! The mop didn’t offer great medical advice, but boy, was it a good listener.
Doctor's Doorbell Dilemma
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Knock knock, doctor. It's like that door becomes the threshold to the Land of Medical Mysteries. You enter, and suddenly, you're in a game show trying to guess the diagnosis before the doctor does. Will it be allergies, the flu, or an allergy to people who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze? Place your bets, folks!
Doctor's Doorstep Delirium
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Knock knock, doctor. You ever notice how waiting for the doctor feels like standing outside a party, hoping to be let in? And when they finally call your name, it's like winning the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, except it's a doctor's office, and instead of chocolate, you get a lollipop for being a brave patient.
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