10 Jokes For Knock Knock Doctor

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Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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The only thing worse than waiting for medical test results is waiting for the doctor to finish his knock-knock joke before delivering them.
If "knock, knock doctor" becomes a trend, I hope it comes with a laugh track because my reflexes aren't that quick after fasting for blood work.
You know your doctor's visit is about to take a strange turn when it starts with a "knock, knock" instead of the usual "How are you feeling?
I appreciate my doctor's attempt to be funny, but I'm just waiting for the punchline to my cholesterol results.
Knock, knock doctor" sounds like the beginning of a joke, but trust me, it's not as funny when you're sitting half-naked on the examination table.
I guess the doctor thought a joke was the best prescription for my ailments. I was hoping for antibiotics, but humor is a close second, right?
If "knock, knock doctor" catches on, I can see a whole new genre of medical-themed stand-up emerging. Just imagine a comedy club filled with patients waiting for their comedic diagnosis!
I wonder if the doctor practices his knock-knock routine in front of a mirror before trying it on unsuspecting patients. "Tonight's gig: the waiting room!
I tried to respond with "Who's there?" during my last check-up, but my doctor was more interested in my blood pressure than in continuing the joke.
When your doctor's sense of humor is questionable, you start wondering if medical school has a comedy elective.

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