5 Jokes For Knock Knock Doctor

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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The Patient's Perspective

Waiting forever in the doctor's office
I'm convinced doctors have secret competitions to see who can make their patients wait the longest. 'Oh, you've been here for an hour? That's cute. Knock, knock, doctor, are you even real, or is this just an elaborate prank show?

The Overworked Nurse

Juggling multiple patients and paperwork
Doctors have this magical ability to disappear when there's paperwork to be done. I knock, knock, but all I hear is the distant sound of a fax machine crying for help.

The Janitor's Lament

Cleaning up after messy medical procedures
I've discovered that doctors have a magical ability to make the most chaos in the shortest amount of time. Knock, knock, doctor. I'm here with the mop, the bucket, and my therapy dog. I'm gonna need all the emotional support I can get after what I just witnessed.

The Ghost of Appointments Past

Dealing with no-show patients
I feel like a GPS for lost patients. 'Recalculating route: Knock, knock, doctor. Your 10 AM has taken a detour to the mall, and your 2 PM is currently lost in the Bermuda Triangle of procrastination.'

The Receptionist's Dilemma

Dealing with impatient and often confused patients
Ever had a patient argue with you about their appointment time, and you're just the receptionist caught in the crossfire? Knock, knock, doctor. Is there a secret handshake to get patients to read their appointment cards?

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