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I tried to impress my date with my gardening skills. I told her, 'I'm good at planting flowers because I have great kneeligence!
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I tried to make a joke about sitting, but it just didn't have the same kneel appeal!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of staying upright – needed a kneel for support!
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Why did the tomato turn red during the church service? It saw the salad dressing in its Sunday best kneels!
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I tried to have a heart-to-heart with my ghost writer, you know, to understand the 'kneels' note. Turns out, he's just practicing for the day he becomes a court jester. I guess we all have to start somewhere, even if it's on our knees.
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My ghost writer is into non-traditional comedy. I said, 'Give me something funny,' and he handed me 'kneels.' Maybe he's just preparing me for the day when my career takes a nosedive, and all I can do is kneel and beg for laughs.
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My ghost writer is a real minimalist. I asked for comedy gold, and all I got was 'kneels.' I guess he's embracing the 'less is more' philosophy. Well, less laughter, that's for sure.
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The Ghost Writer and I had a little conflict. I asked for jokes, and he just sent me a note that said 'kneels.' Well, thanks for the deep insight, Shakespeare. I guess my next punchline should be 'to be or not to be... kneeling.'
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I confronted my ghost writer about the 'kneels' note. He claimed it's avant-garde humor, the kind that's so advanced, only the comedians in the afterlife appreciate it. Well, if I'm going to kneel, it better be at the Pearly Gates of Standup Heaven.
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I asked my ghost writer for jokes, and he sends me 'kneels.' Is he trying to tell me I need divine intervention to make people laugh? Maybe I should start praying before each punchline. 'Dear comedy gods, grant me the humor to entertain these mortals.'
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My ghost writer thinks he's a comedy guru. I tell him, 'I need laughs,' and he hits me with 'kneels.' Is this some kind of comedic meditation technique? Well, if I'm going to kneel, it'll be in protest until I get better material.
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I thought I hired a ghost writer, not a yoga instructor. 'Kneels'—is that the new punchline pose? Maybe I should try it. 'Knock, knock.' Who's there? 'Kneels.' Kneels who? 'Kneels to make you laugh, but clearly, that's not working.'
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I confronted my ghost writer about the 'kneels' note. He said it was a cryptic message, like some comedy secret society. Well, buddy, next time, just give me the secret handshake to a good joke instead.
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