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The Procrastinating Kneeler
Wanting to kneel but being indecisive, turning it into a last-minute decision
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I finally decided to kneel, but the moment passed, and now I'm the guy doing yoga in the middle of a protest. Namaste, I guess?
The Overachieving Kneeler
Going all out in your kneeling efforts, but people are wondering if you're auditioning for a drama movie
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I knelt so dramatically; someone threw a rose at me. I thought, "This is not a performance; this is activism. But thanks for the flower, I guess.
The Creative Kneeler
Turning the act of kneeling into a performance art piece, confusing everyone
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Turned my kneeling into a multimedia experience with projections and smoke machines. People thought they stumbled into a concert. Sorry, folks, just trying to make a statement, not win a Grammy.
The Confused Kneeler
Trying to kneel but not sure if it's a proposal or just a protest
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Kneeling is like playing emotional charades. Am I expressing solidarity or am I just looking for my contact lens? I need a protest handbook with a glossary or something.
The Awkward Kneeler
Feeling awkward because the person next to you is not kneeling, and now it's a social dilemma
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The awkwardness of kneeling when everyone else is standing is like showing up in a costume when it's not a costume party. You just want to disappear, or at least find a fashionable way to stand.
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