7 Jokes For Kissed

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Updated on: Jul 17 2024

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I tried to kiss a balloon to see if love would lift us higher. Instead, it just deflated my hopes!
I told my computer I love it, and now it’s not responding. I guess it's playing hard to get – a real byte-tease!
Why did the cell phone break up with the charger? It needed space, not just constant clingy kisses!
My dog can't stop kissing people. He's a real fur-magnet for love!
I told my computer I loved it, and now it won't stop sending me hugs and kisses – it's become too attached!
I asked the cloud for a kiss, but it just rained on me. I guess it wanted to keep it misty!
I tried to kiss a spider to see if it would turn into a web of love. Instead, it just bit me. I guess it wasn't feeling the romance!

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