17 Jokes For Kissed

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Updated on: Jul 17 2024

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I tried to kiss a watch, but it just gave me the cold shoulder. I guess it wasn't time for love!
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing getting kissed!
Why did the book refuse to be kissed? It already had too many characters!
Why did the cookie go to therapy? It felt a little crumbly after being kissed!
What did the grape say to the wine? 'You had me at the first sip – it was grape to be kissed!
I tried to kiss my coffee, but it just got mugged!
My friend tried to kiss a light socket. Now he's shocked at how electrifying love can be!

Lip Collision Course

Kissing is like a high-speed chase sometimes. You're both heading towards each other, eyes closed, and suddenly, bam! Collision alert! It’s like playing bumper cars but with lips!

Kissing Handbook Conundrum

Kissing is a bit like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube. You twist and turn, hoping to get all the right moves, but sometimes, you just end up with a mess of colors...or in this case, lipstick stains!

Kissing Chronicles

You ever notice how kissing is like a suspense novel? You lean in, hearts racing, and right before your lips meet, you're left wondering, Will this be a romance or a horror story?

Lipstick Olympics

Kissing should be an Olympic sport. You'd have judges holding up scores for style, passion, and technique. And, of course, the dreaded deduction for the awkward nose bump. A gold medal in synchronized smooching, anyone?

Kissing Math Dilemma

Kissing is like a complex equation. You try to factor in chemistry, timing, and technique, but in the end, it all boils down to this: either it adds up to fireworks or just leaves you calculating what went wrong!

Kissing GPS Gone Wrong

Kissing is like navigating without Google Maps. You start off thinking you know the route, but suddenly, you're lost in the land of awkward angles and accidental headbutts. Siri, can you guide us to a successful lip-lock?

Kiss-Induced Contortions

Ever notice how kissing turns you into a human pretzel? Suddenly, you're twisting your neck in ways yoga instructors didn’t even know existed, all for the pursuit of a perfect smooch. Ouch, that's flexibility for love!

Kiss Quirks & Quandaries

Have you noticed how kissing has its own set of quirks? Like the battle of the saliva, or the awkward moment when your nose decides to join in for a threesome. Ah, the delightful surprises of romance!

Kiss, Interrupted

Kissing is like a suspense movie that gets interrupted right at the climax. Just as things start heating up, someone decides it’s the perfect time to ask for directions or worse, share a random fun fact. Can we get a director’s cut, please?

Kiss & Tell Time Warp

Isn’t it funny how a kiss can transport you through time? One minute you’re in the present, the next you’re reliving your middle school awkwardness all over again. Thanks, time-traveling smooches!

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