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Why did the king of the hill start a rock band? He wanted to be the king of the hill and roll!
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Why did the king of the hill bring a pencil? Because he wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the king of the hill start a band? He wanted to be on top of the charts!
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Why did the hill invite the king to its party? It wanted to raise the bar!
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Being the king of the hill sounds great until you realize it's more like the king of a tiny ant hill. You're celebrating your reign, but then a raindrop comes along and just washes away your empire. Poof! There goes your anthill dynasty.
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You're the king of your hill until your neighbor gets a new lawnmower. Suddenly, your kingdom is overshadowed by perfectly trimmed hedges and jealousy that's taller than Mount Everest. I mean, who knew grass could cause such grass-envy?
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Being the king of the hill in the dating world? It's like trying to conquer a hill covered in banana peels—just when you think you're making progress, slip! You're back to square one, wondering if the hill was worth climbing in the first place.
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You're the king of the hill in your own car until you hit traffic. Your throne turns into a driver's seat in a mobile kingdom of frustration. It's like being royalty in a land of brake lights and honk if you're impatient banners.
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You think you're the king of your hill until you enter an office meeting. It's like playing a game of thrones, except instead of swords, it's staplers, and the Iron Throne is a swivel chair. You could be the ruler until someone else schedules a meeting in the breakroom.
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You think being the king of the hill at a buffet is easy until you realize you're surrounded by a battalion of hungry folks armed with oversized plates. It's like a hunger games scenario, but instead of survival, it's about who can stack the most dessert on their plate.
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You know, in life, we're all vying to be the king of our hill, but sometimes it feels like we're just the court jesters of someone else's kingdom. It's like trying to climb Everest with a determined squirrel pushing acorns down on your head.
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Being the king of the hill in a gym? It's like ruling over a kingdom of sweat and misplaced water bottles. You're pumping iron until you accidentally make eye contact with the personal trainer, and suddenly, your reign feels more like a cardio sentence.
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You ever notice how life's like a game of being the king of the hill? The moment you think you've reached the top, somebody comes along and pulls the rug from under your kingdom. I swear, I was king of my own little hill once—until my dog decided it was his personal throne!
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Ever tried being the king of the hill when you're at a family reunion? Suddenly, that hill feels more like a steep slope, and your throne becomes a folding chair. You're reigning supreme until Aunt Martha brings out her homemade pies—then it's every cousin for themselves!
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