5 Jokes For King Of The Hill

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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Boomhauer's Love Dilemmas

Boomhauer's struggles with finding true love.
Was at the hardware store buying propane, and this lady walks by. I said, 'Propane and love, man, both can heat you up, but only one of 'em leaves you with a gas bill.'

Bobby Hill's Teenage Wisdom

Bobby Hill navigating adolescence and confusing his parents.
I tried to explain to Mom and Dad that I'm not rebellious, I'm just an 'alternative thinker.' They looked at each other and said, 'Well, at least he's not selling propane on the black market.'

Peggy Hill's Failed Ventures

Peggy Hill's constant pursuit of success and her numerous failures.
I thought I'd hit it big with a propane-based exercise routine. I called it 'Peggy's Pilates with Propane.' Let's just say, the only thing that got burned was my reputation.

Dale Gribble's Conspiracy Comedy

Dale Gribble sees conspiracies in everything.
I'm convinced my lawnmower is spying on me. Last night, I caught it trying to sneak into my garage. I said, 'Nice try, CIA-mower, you're not getting any classified information from my shed.'

Hank Hill's Propane Woes

Hank Hill struggles with the rising cost of propane.
I tried using charcoal once, and it was a disaster. I told Peggy, 'I can't taste the meat, only regret. It's like grilling with my mistakes.'

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