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What's the deal with Hank's narrow alley of a backyard? I swear, it's so tight back there; I'm surprised they don't have squirrels doing yoga just to stretch. "Downward dog, Bobby, and watch out for the propane tank!
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Let's talk about Dale Gribble. This guy believes in more conspiracy theories than my grandma's Facebook feed. I mean, if aliens ever do invade Earth, Dale will probably welcome them with a tin foil hat and a plate of homemade cookies. "Take me to your leader, or at least someone who can fix my lawnmower.
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I love how every episode ends with Hank saying, "Yep." It's like the writers ran out of dialogue, and they were just like, "Alright, Hank, just nod and say 'Yep,' we'll figure out the rest in the next episode.
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Have you ever noticed how Hank Hill reacts to emotions? I mean, the man is so uncomfortable expressing feelings; it's like watching a robot trying to understand human love. "Bobby, I tell you what, emotions are more complicated than propane regulations.
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You ever notice how Hank Hill, the propane enthusiast, talks about propane like it's the elixir of life? I mean, I've never seen someone so passionate about a gas since my uncle discovered baked beans. "Propane, Bobby, it's clean burning and efficient!" Yeah, Hank, but can it make a killer barbecue sauce?
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Lastly, can we talk about the fact that the whole town seems to revolve around Strickland Propane? I mean, it's like the epicenter of propane drama. If they ever run out of storylines, they can just have a propane tank leak, and suddenly it's a high-stakes thriller in Arlen.
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Have you ever noticed how Bill Dauterive is the human embodiment of self-pity? I mean, if moping around were an Olympic sport, he'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps. I bet even his therapist needs therapy after a session with Bill.
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Speaking of Peggy, she's the only woman I know who can make a sentence with the word "propane" sound like a motivational speech. "Propane, Bobby, is the fuel that powers the engine of our dreams!" Okay, Peggy, calm down, we're just trying to grill some burgers.
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I was watching "King of the Hill" the other day, and I realized Boomhauer is basically a human jazz scat. You can't understand a word he's saying, but you nod along like, "Yeah, man, I feel your incomprehensible vibe.
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