7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For kilos

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What did the kilo say to the scale? 'Please don't weigh me down with your judgments!

I asked the kilo if it wanted to join a club. It replied, 'I'm already part of a heavy-weight team!

I told my friend I could carry 10 kilos of books. He said, 'That's novel!

How does a kilo apologize? By saying, 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean to weigh you down!

My kilo asked for a vacation. I said, 'Sure, take a weight off!

My friend said he lost a kilo in a week. I said, 'That's weighty news!

I accidentally bought a kilo of pasta. I guess you could say I'm now 'preparing to pasta-fy'!

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