6 Jokes For Kilos

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Updated on: Jul 02 2024

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Why did the kilo refuse to run a marathon? It didn’t want to break any weight records!
What did the kilo say to the calorie? 'You're so light compared to me!
What's a kilo's favorite exercise? Weightlifting, of course!
What did the kilo say to the pound? 'You're so heavy, I've got to give you some weighty advice!
Why did the kilo refuse to argue? It didn't want to add any unnecessary mass to the discussion!
Why did the kilo refuse to fight? It didn’t want any weigh-in injuries!

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