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Why did the kilo go to the beach? It wanted to see the scale of the ocean!
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Why did the kilo break up with the gram? It felt the relationship was too heavy!
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Why did the kilo go to the party? It wanted to make a good impression on the scale!
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What did the digital scale say to the kilo? 'You weigh a ton in my book!
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Why did the kilo bring a ladder to the store? It wanted to reach new heights!
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Why did the kilo go to school? Because it wanted to be a weighty matter!
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Why did the kilo become an artist? It wanted to draw attention to its weighty matters!
Kilos: The Baggage of Fitness
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Gym trainers be like, Just drop a few kilos, it'll be easy! Easy? It’s like trying to offload emotional baggage at the airport! You think you’re lightening the load, but somehow you end up with more!
Kilos: The Metric Mystery
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Kilos are like that math problem you never understood in school. You try to figure out how much you weigh in kilos, and suddenly you’re knee-deep in calculations, feeling like you need a PhD in mathematics just to check your weight!
Kilos: The Grocery Gambit
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Grocery shopping in kilos is a whole different level of mind games. You pick up a watermelon, it's like, That’ll be 5 kilos, please. Oh sure, let me just pull out my scale from my back pocket and start weighing fruits in the middle of the store!
Kilos: The Sneaky Co-Stars
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You start a new exercise routine, feeling all confident, and suddenly the kilos join in like they're your unwanted co-stars in a workout drama. They're there, stealing the spotlight, making every rep feel like a scene from a weightlifting epic!
Kilos: The International Currency
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Kilos are like the secret international currency, right? You travel abroad, and suddenly you're ordering stuff in kilos, not pounds! It's a game of conversion roulette. You think you're buying a snack, but end up with a year's supply!
Kilos: The Weighty Dilemma
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Weight loss is a journey, and kilos are like those annoying backseat drivers, constantly whispering, Are we there yet? No, kilos, we’re not! We’ll get there when we get there, stop rushing!
Kilos: The Workout Villains
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You ever try lifting those gym kilos? They’re like the unspoken villains of the gym. They sit there all innocent-looking, but when you try to lift them, suddenly it's like you’re auditioning for a comedy sketch called Man vs. Iron.
Kilos of Fun
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You ever notice how they make losing weight sound like shedding kilos? Shedding sounds like I’m getting rid of snake skin or something! Like, Oh, just dropped a few kilos today, no biggie, just shedding my skin. But no, it's more like shedding a wallet full of cash on gym memberships!
Kilos and the Culinary Conspiracy
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Why is it that the tastiest stuff is always measured in kilos? You never hear someone say, I made a salad, it weighed about 5 kilos. No! It's always, I baked a cake, it weighed like ten kilos! It's a conspiracy, I tell you, a delicious conspiracy!
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