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Have you ever tried to take a selfie in a haunted place? The ghost is probably thinking, "This is my personal space, and now I'm photobombing the living. Great, just great.
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Do you ever feel bad for ghosts who have to haunt the same place for centuries? I mean, even at my favorite restaurant, I'd get bored after a week. Ghosts must be the original homebodies.
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Why do ghosts always make those eerie noises in old houses? Can't they just be more considerate? Like, I'd prefer a ghost who's into ASMR – just gently whispering, "Boo," instead of dragging chains around at 3 am.
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Haunted houses are like the real estate market for spirits. They're just waiting for the right living soul to move in so they can show off their spooky interior decorating skills. "Welcome to your new home – hope you like flickering lights and mysterious drafts!
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So, I read this article about haunted houses. They say if you die in a house, your spirit might stick around. Well, if that's the case, my apartment is going to have the most crowded ghost party. It's like a high-rise for the afterlife!
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You ever notice how in horror movies, people always run away from the ghosts? Like, why don't they just sit down with them and ask, "Hey, what's bothering you? Did you have a bad day in the afterlife?
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I bet if ghosts could use social media, they'd be the kings of passive-aggressive posts. "Just slammed a door in someone's face. #GhostLife #HauntedHustle
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about the idea of having a friendly ghost as a roommate. Forget Casper, though. I want a ghost that does the dishes and pays rent on time. Now that's some paranormal harmony!
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I was thinking, if ghosts can walk through walls, why don't they travel more? Imagine being a ghost in Paris, casually strolling through the Louvre, scaring art enthusiasts. That's cultural haunting!
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