5 Jokes For Killed

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 06 2025

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The Surgeon

Performing a life-saving operation
Surgeons and comedians share a secret skill – the ability to keep a straight face while chaos ensues around us.

The Comedian

Trying not to "kill" on stage
My comedy career is like a crime scene – lots of people laughing, some crying, and occasionally someone yelling, "Call a comedy paramedic, I'm dying here!

The Gamer

Dominating in a virtual world
I approach life like a video game – always respawning after setbacks, and occasionally pausing to grab a snack during a cutscene.

The Detective

Solving the murder case
The other day, I tried to impress someone by saying, "I'm like a detective, I always get my man." Unfortunately, the judge didn't see it that way.

The Chef

Cooking up the perfect dish
My cooking skills are so lethal; I once made a dish so spicy, even the smoke detector started cheering for the fire department.

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