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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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I've mastered the art of negotiation thanks to my kids. Trying to convince a toddler to wear pants is like negotiating a peace treaty at the United Nations, except the stakes are lower, and the arguments involve superheroes and princesses.
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Kids are like alarm clocks with no snooze button. They don't just wake you up; they perform a full Broadway musical at 6 AM, complete with interpretive dance and sound effects.
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Kids are natural comedians. They have this unique talent for turning a peaceful morning into a chaotic sitcom. It's like waking up to 'The Benny Hill Show,' but with more cereal spills and less yakety sax.
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I've discovered the secret to time travel—it's called parenting. One moment, it's 7 AM, and the next, you're wondering how it's already bedtime. It's like living in a time warp, but with more snack requests.
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Kids to start the day? It's like embarking on a culinary adventure where the menu consists of cereal, peanut butter sandwiches, and the occasional crayon. Bon appétit, parents!
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Who needs a workout routine when you have kids to start the day? Forget the gym; just try keeping up with a toddler who's discovered the joy of running with scissors.
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Kids to start the day? Might as well call it 'Mission Impossible: Breakfast Edition.' The real challenge is getting them to eat anything that's not shaped like a dinosaur.
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Having kids to start the day is like participating in a daily magic show. One minute your keys are on the counter, and the next, they've vanished into the mysterious realm of 'Things My Toddler Thinks Are Toys.'
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Starting the day with kids is like participating in a surprise obstacle course every morning. I didn't sign up for a 5K, but somehow I'm dodging Legos and navigating a minefield of toys just to get to the coffee maker.
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