8+ Best One Liners kids to start the day Jokes

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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!

What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

What did one plate say to another plate? 'Tonight, dinner's on me!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead!

What did one wall say to the other wall? 'I'll meet you at the corner!

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