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Speaking of sacrament meetings, isn't it amazing how kids have a sixth sense? The moment you're about to go up and speak, that's precisely when they decide to perform their best rendition of "Let It Go" from Frozen, right into the microphone.
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It's funny how sacrament meetings can turn into a game of musical chairs, but with hymnbooks. One moment you've got a hymnbook, and the next, a kid snatches it faster than you can say, "Hallelujah.
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You know, I've noticed that there are kids who can be told to sit still during a 3-hour sacrament meeting, and then there are those who think the pews are their personal jungle gym! Seriously, I've seen more climbing action there than at a rock climbing gym.
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One thing's for sure; the primary reason some parents bring toys to sacrament meetings isn't for the kids' entertainment. It's their secret weapon. "Want this toy? Sit still. Don't want it? Prepare for the wrath of the silent toy.
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Ever noticed how some kids at sacrament meetings have this superpower? It's like they can sniff out a quiet moment, and that's their cue to shout, "I need to go to the bathroom!" Yep, that's the only time they remember their bladder exists.
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It's fascinating how a sacrament meeting can transform kids. Normally, they can't sit still for five minutes, but put them in a church setting, and suddenly they've mastered the art of "meditative stillness," as if they're channeling their inner Zen monk.
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And let's not forget those parents who come to sacrament meeting armed with an arsenal of snacks and distractions. It's like they're prepping for a cross-country flight, not a spiritual gathering. "Snack time at 10:15, everyone!
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You ever play that game where you try to guess which family brought the noisiest snacks to sacrament meeting? I swear, some kids have bags of chips that sound like they're filled with maracas!
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You ever notice how kids in sacrament meeting have mastered the art of the silent scream? Their mouths are wide open, but not a sound comes out. It's like they're auditioning for a silent film or something.
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I've come to realize that sacrament meetings are like the Olympics for parents. You've got the sprinters (parents chasing their toddlers), the weightlifters (carrying multiple kids and bags), and of course, the marathon runners (those parents who somehow manage to stay calm the entire meeting).
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