5 Kids That Can Be Told At Sacrament Meeting Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 12 2025

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The Pint-Sized Prophet

Delivering profound revelations with a touch of innocence
My kid told me, "Mom, I had a vision during nursery. We need to change the sacrament bread to chocolate chip cookies. Trust me, it's a revelation!

The Sanctuary Scientist

Experimenting with the limits of church etiquette
I asked my kid what he learned at church today. His response? "If you mix Cheerios with sacrament bread, you get a holy cereal. It's divine!

Sunday School Detective

Investigating the mysteries of Bible stories
I caught my kid red-handed with a Bible and a magnifying glass. Turns out, he was just trying to find out who wrote the book of Genesis. Spoiler alert: It wasn't Detective Moses!

The Hymnbook Humorist

Finding humor in sacred songs
I caught my kid flipping through the hymnbook, giggling. When I asked what was so funny, he said, "I found the hidden track—'Hymns for Shower Singing'!

The Toddler Theologian

Trying to make sense of complex religious concepts
You know you have a toddler theologian when they start a prayer with, "Dear God, can we get a dinosaur for our backyard? Amen.

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