7 Kids Text Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 29 2025

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Why did the kid bring a backpack to the dinner table? Because he wanted to have a packed meal!
What did the kid say to the computer? I think my homework is in a bit of a byte!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the grape say when the kid stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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