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You know you're officially a parent when your text conversations with other parents start resembling some sort of clandestine code. "OMG, my kid just did the cutest thing!" translates to "I haven't slept in a week, please send help.
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Ever notice how a simple "How was your day?" text to your child is met with radio silence, but the minute you text them something like "I hid cookies in the kitchen," suddenly you have their full attention? It's like parenting Morse code.
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My kid texted me "LOL" when I asked them to clean their room. I'm not sure if they're laughing out loud or plotting my demise. Either way, mission accomplished, I guess?
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Kids these days text with a speed that's unmatched. I asked my 10-year-old for his opinion on dinner, and before I could blink, he sent me a series of emojis that I'm pretty sure meant "pizza," but I wouldn't rule out intergalactic invasion plans.
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I once asked my kid via text if they needed anything from the store. Their response? "Everything." So, apparently, my shopping list now includes world peace, a unicorn, and the latest gaming console.
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Parents are basically part-time detectives when it comes to deciphering their kids' texts. If Sherlock Holmes had a teenage daughter, he'd be sitting in his study, scratching his head, and muttering, "What on earth does 'NP' mean? No problem or no pizza?
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The true test of parenting is when your kid starts texting you memes. Suddenly, your phone becomes a portal to a world of cats making sarcastic remarks and babies doing things that defy the laws of physics. Welcome to the future, folks!
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Kids these days have a sixth sense for when you're trying to text covertly about them. I sent a message saying, "The cookies are hidden in the top cabinet," and suddenly my child materialized in the kitchen like a cookie-seeking ninja.
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Trying to decipher a text from your teenager is like attempting to crack the Da Vinci Code. "IDK, BRB, TTYL" suddenly becomes an ancient language, and you find yourself consulting a teenager-to-English dictionary just to figure out if they want dinner.
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