5 Kids Text Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 29 2025

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Nosy Neighbor

Kids texting, and the nosy neighbor is trying to decode their mysterious messages
The kids have this secret group chat, and I'm convinced they're plotting something against the neighborhood. I tried to infiltrate by creating my own secret group chat, but it turns out my cat isn't the best co-conspirator.

Tech-Challenged Grandparent

Kids texting and the technological generation gap
I turned on predictive text on my phone. Now, every time I type "grandma," it suggests "grandmaster." Imagine my confusion when my grandson called me the chess champion of the family.

Smartphone-Addicted Sibling

Kids texting instead of having face-to-face conversations
Our family has a group chat, and it's become a war zone of gifs and emojis. Last Thanksgiving, instead of saying grace, we sent prayer hands emojis. I think even the turkey felt awkward.

Clueless Teacher

Kids texting during class, and the teacher is clueless about the secret language
I overheard a student saying "BRB" during a test. I thought they were asking for a bathroom break. Imagine my surprise when I found out it meant "Be Right Back." Well, I guess my teaching days are numbered.

Overprotective Parent

Kids texting and the struggle to decode their secret language
My child sent me a text with a bunch of emojis, and I had to consult the emoji dictionary. Turns out, the combination of a smiley face, a pizza, and a ghost means "I aced the spooky pizza party at school." I was genuinely worried for a moment.

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