7 Kids Fruits Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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Why did the grapefruit bring a lawyer to breakfast? It was being sued by the orange!
What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Why was the banana so good at gymnastics? It had a-peel!
Why did the orange go to school? To concentrate!
What's a banana's favorite dance move? The banana split!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

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