5 Kids Fruits Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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The Teacher

Encouraging healthy eating habits in kids
I organized a fruit-cutting competition to make it exciting. Kids got creative; one tried karate chops on a watermelon. I had to explain that the goal was slices, not a fruit martial arts demonstration.

The Kid

Being forced to eat fruits
My mom made a "fruit salad surprise." The surprise was that it wasn't a salad; it was just fruits pretending to be something else. I felt betrayed. I signed up for a salad, not a fruit costume party.

The Grocery Store Clerk

Dealing with kids in the produce aisle
Kids question the origin of fruits. A child asked me, "Are grapes baby watermelons?" I had to break it to him that they're more like distant cousins. His mind was blown.

The Fruit Vendor

Convincing parents to buy fruits for their kids
Sometimes, I play mediator between parents and fruits. A dad was unsure about buying bananas. I said, "Think of them as nature's energy sticks. Your kid will turn into a superhero after eating one." He nodded, "Sold!

The Parent

Trying to get kids to eat their fruits
Kids treat fruits like they're contraband. I caught my son hiding a banana under his pillow. I asked, "What are you doing?" He replied, "It's my midnight snack. Don't want the nutrition police catching me.

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