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How do you make a strawberry shake? Put it in the freezer until it's berry cold!
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
Fruit Anatomy
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Kids have the weirdest logic. I overheard my son explaining the anatomy of a grape to his friend. He said, You see, the skin is the superhero costume, and the juicy part inside is the superhero doing epic stunts. I never thought of grapes as tiny daredevils, but now I can't unsee it.
An Apple a Day
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They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but have you tried telling that to a kid? I gave my nephew an apple, and he looked at me like I handed him a spaceship owner's manual. I had to explain that it's not a touchscreen device; you actually have to bite it.
Fruit Ninja Training
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Kids these days are born with advanced fruit ninja skills. I handed my nephew a kiwi, and he sliced it into perfect circles faster than a chef with a fancy knife. I didn't even know kiwis had levels, but apparently, we're raising a generation of fruit warriors.
Fruit Profiling
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My daughter is a fruit profiler. She'll inspect an apple like she's solving a mystery. This one is too shiny, Dad. It's definitely hiding something. I didn't know our fruit bowl had secrets, but apparently, I've been living with a mini fruit detective.
Kids and Fruits
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You ever notice how kids and fruits have a lot in common? They're both colorful, sometimes mushy, and if you leave them unattended for too long, you'll find them in places you never expected. I recently found an apple in my sock drawer – apparently, it was on a quest for a healthier lifestyle.
Fruit Olympics
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If there were a Fruit Olympics, kids would dominate. I saw my neighbor's kid juggling apples, balancing bananas on his nose, and doing somersaults over watermelons. I asked him where he learned all that, and he said, YouTube, the unofficial school of fruit Olympics.
Fruit Fashion Show
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Kids treat fruits like fashion accessories. My son came out of his room wearing a pineapple on his head, grapes as earrings, and a banana as a makeshift sword. I asked him what he was doing, and he said, Dad, it's the latest fruit fashion show. Get with the trend!
Fruit Negotiations
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Trying to get a kid to eat fruit is like negotiating with tiny, irrational diplomats. I offered my niece a banana, and she started listing her demands. I want it peeled, no brown spots, and I get to wear the peel as a hat. It's like dealing with a miniature fruit tyrant.
Fruit Tantrums
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Ever seen a kid throw a tantrum over fruit? It's like witnessing a meltdown in the produce aisle. My daughter wanted a watermelon, and when I said no, she collapsed on the floor like I denied her access to a chocolate fountain. It's hard being a fruit dictator.
The Great Fruit Escape
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Getting kids to eat their fruits is a mission impossible. I tried hiding grapes in my son's sandwich, thinking he wouldn't notice. The next thing I know, he's dissecting his sandwich like a detective in a crime scene, and the grapes made a great escape.
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