6 Kids Disney Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 16 2024

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Why did Goofy start a gardening club? He wanted to learn how to 'goof' around with plants!
Why did Buzz Lightyear become a comedian? He wanted to bring the house down to 'infinity and beyond'!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
Why did Peter Pan never graduate from school? Because he always took off before the final exams!
What did the genie say to Aladdin when he asked for more wishes? 'You're wishful thinking!
Why did Ariel decide to become a mathematician? She was good at algae-bra!

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