bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
In the queue for Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin, young Tommy overheard someone saying, "We need to save the galaxy!" Fueled by the spirit of heroism, Tommy declared, "Don't worry, Mom and Dad! I'll save the galaxy!" Once on the ride, armed with his blaster, he began firing at everything in sight, including innocent aliens and even his own reflection. As the ride ended, Tommy proudly proclaimed, "Galaxy saved, mission accomplished!" His parents, trying to stifle their laughter, realized that the real mission was protecting the galaxy from a pint-sized space ranger armed with an itchy trigger finger.
0
0
It was a sunny day at Disney, and the air was filled with the laughter of children and the scent of cotton candy. Little Timmy, wide-eyed and filled with excitement, dragged his parents toward Space Mountain, eager to experience the intergalactic adventure. As they approached the ride, Timmy's dad, Bob, turned to his son with a grin and said, "Get ready for a journey to the stars, Timmy!" The family boarded the roller coaster, and as the ride took off, Timmy, in the darkness, whispered to his mom, "Is this what astronauts feel like?" Unbeknownst to them, the child in the seat behind was overhearing the conversation. With a deadpan expression, he leaned forward and declared, "Well, if astronauts feel like they're about to lose their lunch, then yes, exactly."
0
0
As the Thompson family posed for a picture with Goofy, they couldn't help but notice the character's peculiar behavior. Goofy, being Goofy, decided to join in on the family photo by squeezing into the frame with exaggerated expressions. The bewildered family, unsure whether to laugh or protest, tried to maintain composure while Goofy stole the spotlight. After the photo, the family checked the picture and burst into laughter. Goofy's antics had turned a typical family photo into a masterpiece of unintentional comedy. As they left, Goofy gave them a thumbs up, signaling his satisfaction with a job well done.
0
0
At Ariel's Grotto, a little girl named Emma marveled at the shimmering tail of The Little Mermaid. Intrigued, she turned to her dad and asked, "Daddy, is Ariel's tail made of real fish scales?" Her dad, trying to be clever, responded, "Of course, sweetheart! They're imported directly from the Atlantic Ocean." Emma's eyes widened with concern, and she exclaimed, "Oh no, Daddy! We have to tell Ariel to wear sunscreen. Her tail will get sunburned!" In a heroic attempt to save Ariel's imaginary tail from the Florida sun, Emma approached the cast member and earnestly requested a bottle of mermaid sunscreen. The cast member, with a twinkle in their eye, played along and handed Emma an invisible bottle, saying, "This is the finest mermaid sunscreen, SPF 50, straight from the enchanted coral reefs."
Post a Comment