16 Kids About Bathrooms Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 12 2025

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What do you call a dinosaur in the bathroom? A 'Poo'-dactyl!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Why did the toilet break up with the bathtub? It couldn't handle the commitment!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed!

The Toilet Transformer

Kids see a bathroom and transform into miniature engineers. Suddenly, they're fixing the flush, adjusting the seat, and providing a full audit of all things broken. Forget plumbers; call in the bathroom geniuses.

The Bathroom Magician

You know you've got a kid in the bathroom when you hear incantations like, Abracadabra, make the toilet flush faster! It's like they're casting spells for a clean and magical restroom experience. Maybe Hogwarts should introduce a Bathroom Magic 101 class!

The Bathroom Symphony

Ever listened to a kid in a public restroom? It's like attending a concert. You've got the flush of the toilet as the opening act, the echoing chorus of Mom, I'm done! and let's not forget the percussion section—tiny hands clapping while they celebrate their successful potty mission.

Toilet Tots

You know, kids and bathrooms are like a bizarre match made in heaven. It's like they see a restroom door, and it's an invitation to a mysterious wonderland. They're like bathroom detectives, ready to solve the case of the hidden soap and missing paper towels.

The Toilet Time Traveler

Kids lose track of time in the bathroom. It's like they enter a time warp where minutes feel like hours. You send them in for a quick pee, and suddenly, it's like they've gone on a journey to Narnia and back.

The Bathroom Symphony, Part 2

A kid's rendition of Wash Your Hands deserves a Grammy. They turn hygiene into a musical. You'll catch them belting out tunes like, Scrub-a-dub-dub, germs in the tub, bye-bye, bacteria! It's a hygiene opera, really.

The Bathroom Inventor

Ever seen a kid's imagination at work in the bathroom? Suddenly, the toilet paper becomes a streamer, the soap a spaceship, and the sink? Well, that's a water park, obviously. It's like they've got this secret laboratory where everything turns into a fun experiment.

The Bathroom Olympics

Kids treat the bathroom like it's their own personal Olympics. You've got the sprint from the living room to the bathroom, the gymnastics routine while pulling down pants, and the ultimate test of endurance—the hold it in marathon. Gold medal-worthy, really.

The Stall Storyteller

Kids in bathroom stalls are the best storytellers. They narrate their entire bathroom adventure to anyone who'll listen—complete with sound effects. You'll hear them like, And then, swoosh, the water went... whoosh! It's like an audio book on potty training.

The Toilet Whisperer

Kids have this uncanny ability to engage in deep conversations while sitting on the toilet. They'll start discussing life's mysteries in there. You'll walk by and hear profound questions like, Mom, why do dogs bark? And why can't I reach the sink yet?

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