5 Kids About Bathrooms Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 12 2025

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Toilet Time Travelers

The challenge of getting kids to spend less time in the bathroom, turning it into a time-traveling adventure.
Walking into the bathroom after my daughter is like stepping into a time machine. I half-expect to find dinosaurs roaming around because she takes so long.

Bathroom Brawls

The eternal struggle for bathroom supremacy in a household with multiple kids.
My kids argue about everything, but the bathroom is like their United Nations. "No, you can't use it now, I have a resolution in progress!

Bathroom CSI

The forensic investigation parents must undergo when faced with a mysteriously messy bathroom.
My kids deny any involvement in the bathroom mess, but it's like a detective story. "Well, the evidence points to you, and your fingerprints are all over the toothpaste!

The Throne of Negotiation

Negotiating bathroom time becomes a delicate diplomatic mission with kids.
My kids have become expert negotiators. "I'll trade you five minutes of bathroom time for an extra scoop of ice cream." It's like dealing with tiny, pint-sized diplomats.

The Art of Bathroom Etiquette

Teaching kids the delicate art of bathroom etiquette, a challenge for every parent.
Explaining bathroom privacy to my kids is like explaining quantum physics to a toddler. They nod like they understand, but their actions suggest otherwise.

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