5 Jokes For Kidnappers

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Updated on: Nov 13 2024

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What do kidnappers eat for breakfast? Missing toast!

I told the kidnapper he should get a job in comedy. He said, 'I already have a captive audience'!

What do you call a kidnapper with a GPS? Lost!

I told the kidnapper he should write a book. He said, 'I'm already working on a novel – it's a real thriller'!

Why did the kidnapper go to therapy? He had too many issues!

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