7 Jokes For Kidnapped

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Updated on: Feb 15 2025

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Why did the scarecrow get kidnapped? It was outstanding in its field, and the crows wanted to take it to the next level! 🌾
I got kidnapped by a group of pun-loving pirates. They kept cracking jokes while sailing the high seas! ☠️
What did the tomato say when it got kidnapped? 'Ketchup with me later!' 🍅
I got kidnapped by my bed last night. It took me hostage, and I couldn't escape its cozy clutches! 😴
I was kidnapped by a gang of alphabet letters. They spelled out their demands! 🤔
I once got kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things! 🤐
Why did the garden rake get kidnapped? It wanted to be a 'kid-napper' too! 🍃

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