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I kicked the bucket list, and now I'm just living in the moment. Also, because my bucket list was too ambitious!
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Why did the scarecrow refuse to kick the bucket? It was outstanding in its field!
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My bucket told me a joke, but it was so corny that I had to ear it again!
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Why did the bucket apply for a job? It wanted to be a well-paid employee!
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Why did the bucket break up with the mop? It said the relationship was getting too messy!
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I tried to catch fog yesterday. I mist! Now, I've added it to my bucket list.
Bucket vs. Procrastination
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I realized I needed to tackle my procrastination issues. So, I made a to-do list and put it in a bucket. Now, not only am I avoiding tasks, but I'm also playing hide-and-seek with my responsibilities. The bucket's winning.
Bucket of Wisdom Teeth
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My dentist told me I needed to get my wisdom teeth removed. So, being the proactive person I am, I kicked the bucket. Now I have a dental bill, a sore foot, and an unfortunate misunderstanding of medical advice.
Bucket List Gone Wrong
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You know, I recently decided to make a bucket list. Yeah, I thought I'd spice up my life a bit. So, I kicked the bucket... list. Turns out, skydiving with no parachute wasn't the adventure I had in mind!
Bucket Diet
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I decided to try this new diet where every time I felt hungry, I would kick the bucket. Turns out, I've lost weight, but my neighbors have gained some concerning insights into my eating habits.
Bucket Emergency
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In case of an emergency, kick the bucket! That's what they say. Well, I tried it during a fire drill, and now I have a bruised foot, a confused cat, and a reputation for taking safety advice way too literally.
Bucket and Relationships
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My therapist told me to address the issues in my relationship. So, I kicked the bucket... right into the middle of our couples counseling session. Apparently, buckets don't help with communication.
Bucket Advice
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Someone once told me, Kick the bucket, it's a life-changing experience! Well, let me tell you, kicking a bucket in the middle of a grocery store is less life-changing and more banned for life.
Bucket Therapy
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I tried a new form of therapy. Instead of talking about my problems, I kicked a bucket every time I felt stressed. Now, I'm not sure if I'm emotionally healthier, but my foot is certainly in better shape.
Bucket Wisdom
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I tried to impress everyone with my philosophical side, so I said, You gotta kick the bucket to truly appreciate life. Now, my neighbors think I'm weird, and the sanitation department thinks I need a new recycling bin.
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