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My friend told me he's making a bucket list, and I asked, "Is 'kicking the bucket' the first item on there?" He gave me a confused look, and I had to explain that it's the most literal way to cross something off.
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I overheard someone saying they kicked the bucket at the party last night. I was impressed until I realized they were just talking about knocking over the ice-filled cooler. I thought they were taking the afterlife festivities to a whole new level.
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You know you're an adult when your bucket list consists of chores. "Today's agenda: laundry, dishes, and maybe, just maybe, I'll kick the bucket if there's time.
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Imagine if animals had bucket lists. Dogs would be like, "Chase the mailman, catch the squirrel, and finally, kick the bucket. It's the ultimate achievement, man!
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Have you ever thought about how "kicking the bucket" is the only time we encourage someone to follow through with their plans? "Oh, you want to kick the bucket? Well, make sure you do it with style!
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I saw a sign at the gym that said, "Kick the bucket, not the treadmill." I didn't realize they were giving life advice through exercise equipment. Now I'm just waiting for a yoga mat to tell me the secret to happiness.
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You ever notice how people talk about kicking the bucket like it's just a casual weekend activity? "Oh, I might kick the bucket this Saturday, you know, just for fun. Got nothing else planned.
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They say you should live every day as if it's your last, but if I did that, I'd probably spend my last day just trying to find a really comfortable bucket to kick.
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I was at a restaurant, and the waiter asked if I wanted soup or salad. I said, "Neither, just bring me a bucket. I'm feeling adventurous today.
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