8 Jokes For Kevin Bacon

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Updated on: Dec 09 2024

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Why did Kevin Bacon bring a ladder to the gym? Because he heard it's a great way to step up his fitness game!
I told Kevin Bacon he should start a podcast. He said, 'I'd rather stick to films – I'm not ready for the 'sizzle' of audio fame!
I asked Kevin Bacon if he's good at cards. He said, 'I always have an ace up my sleeve – and maybe a strip of bacon too!
I invited Kevin Bacon to play hide and seek. He said, 'I'll be hiding in the movies, find me if you can!
Why did Kevin Bacon become a chef? Because he knows how to bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan!
Why did Kevin Bacon start a band? Because he wanted to bring home the 'sizzle'!
Why did Kevin Bacon become a gardener? He wanted to make sure everything was planted in 'foot'-loose soil!
Why did Kevin Bacon bring a pencil to the movie set? Because he wanted to draw some 'degrees' of separation!

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