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I told Kevin Bacon he should open a bakery. He said, 'I'm not kneadful of that kind of dough!
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I tried to tell Kevin Bacon a joke about bacon, but he said, 'Sorry, I'm not that crispy!
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Kevin Bacon told me he's writing a book about his life. I asked, 'Is it a bestseller?' He said, 'It's more of a stir-fry!
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I asked Kevin Bacon if he wanted to hear a joke about construction. He said, 'I'm all ears!'
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I told Kevin Bacon I could make a pun about anything. He said, 'I bet you can't make one about me.' I replied, 'Challenge accepted. You're no ham, but you're definitely the Bacon of my jokes!
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I played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon with my dog. Turns out, Fido was in a commercial with a guy who walked past Kevin Bacon on the street. So yeah, my dog is more connected than I am.
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I played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon with my therapist. Now, every session begins with, 'Tell me about your childhood, and try to connect it to Footloose.'
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Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon – the only game where everyone wins, and Kevin Bacon still doesn't know it!
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I tried the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game at a family reunion. Turns out, Uncle Bob is just one bacon strip away from Kevin. Who knew?
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Kevin Bacon's acting range is so vast; I wouldn't be surprised if he played a bacon strip in a breakfast commercial. I can already hear it: 'Bacon by Bacon, starring Kevin Bacon!'
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Kevin Bacon has been in so many movies, I'm convinced he has a secret twin brother, Kevin Turkey Bacon. Less famous, but equally crispy!
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I discovered I'm just three degrees away from Kevin Bacon. My mom's hairstylist once dated a guy who served coffee to a producer who worked on a film with Kevin. So basically, I'm practically family.
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I started a support group for people addicted to Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. It's called 'Baconaholics Anonymous.' We meet every week and try to connect our issues back to Kevin. It's therapeutic and slightly absurd, just like Kevin's filmography.
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I met someone who claimed to be just one degree away from Kevin Bacon. I asked them for proof, and they showed me a selfie with a guy who looked vaguely like Kevin. I think they might be one degree away from an eye exam.
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