5 Jokes For Kevin Bacon

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Updated on: Dec 09 2024

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Kevin Bacon at a Shoe Store

Kevin Bacon shopping for shoes
Kevin Bacon asked the shoe salesman for something special. He said, "Do you have shoes that make me look taller? I mean, I've been in Hollywood for years, and I still can't escape those 'short actor' stereotypes!

Kevin Bacon's Stand-Up Comedy

Kevin Bacon doing stand-up about bacon
I heard Kevin Bacon say, "I like my bacon like I like my jokes – crispy and leaving everyone wanting more. If life gives you lemons, throw them away and ask for bacon!

Kevin Bacon as a GPS Voice

Kevin Bacon's voice as a GPS guide
Kevin Bacon's GPS is hilarious. He goes, "You've arrived at your destination. Congrats! Now go out there and make your life as legendary as my dance moves in Footloose!

Kevin Bacon as a Life Coach

Kevin Bacon giving life advice
I asked Kevin Bacon for relationship advice. He said, "If your partner isn't the sizzle to your bacon, it's time to find a new skillet!

Kevin Bacon at a Fast Food Joint

Kevin Bacon ordering at a fast food restaurant
Kevin Bacon ordered a bacon-wrapped hot dog and said, "I like my hot dogs how I like my movies – with a lot of twists and turns, and of course, a cameo by bacon!

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