7 Jokes For Jimmy Carr

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Updated on: Mar 25 2025

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I asked Jimmy Carr if he ever gets tired of making jokes. He said, 'Only when I'm sleeping, and even then, my dreams are pun-derful!
I asked Jimmy Carr if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'I prefer laughter at first joke!
I told Jimmy Carr I could make a belt out of watches. He said, 'That's a waist of time!
I asked Jimmy Carr if he's good at math. He said, 'I'm average, but I excel at subtraction!
Jimmy Carr bought a thesaurus to improve his vocabulary. Now, he's just more 'witty' and 'clever'!
I asked Jimmy Carr if he can keep a secret. He said, 'Of course! It's the people I tell that can't.
Jimmy Carr said he could make a belt out of watches. I told him it was a waist of time, but he insisted it was a timely fashion statement!

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