14 Jokes For Jewber

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Updated on: Jun 03 2025

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I tried to call a Jewber to pick me up, but they insisted on telling me a joke first. I guess it was a 'pick-up' line!
I accidentally entered the wrong destination on Jewber. The driver said, 'No problem, we'll just take the scenic route through comedy!
What did the Jewber driver say when his passenger couldn't stop laughing? 'Looks like we've got a 'joy ride' on our hands!
I told the Jewber driver I needed to make a quick stop. He said, 'Sure, let's make it a 'stop and chuckle'!
My Jewber driver told me he used to be a baker. Now, he just specializes in 'drive-thru' comedy!
My Jewber driver challenged me to a joke-off. Little did he know, I was a 'stand-up' passenger!
Why did the Jewber driver become a stand-up comedian? Because he had a knack for delivering punchlines!
I asked my Jewber driver if he knew any magic tricks. He said, 'Watch me make traffic disappear... in 3, 2, 1!
I asked my Jewber driver for a joke recommendation. He said, 'I've got a great 'pick-up line' for you!
Why did the comedian become a Jewber driver? He wanted to turn every ride into a 'stand-up' experience!
What did the Jewber driver say when he arrived early? 'I like to stay ahead of the 'drive' curve!
What did the Jewber driver say to the unruly passenger? 'You're not getting a five-star rating for that backseat comedy show!
My Jewber driver told me a joke about a GPS. It was so funny; I think it recalculated its route!
I told my Jewber driver a joke, and he laughed so hard, we missed the turn. Guess humor can take you on unexpected detours!

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