16 Jokes For Jewber

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Updated on: Jun 03 2025

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I asked my Jewber driver if he liked . He replied, 'I'm driven to laughter by them!
What's a Jewber driver's favorite type of music? Anything with a good 'beat' to drive to!
Why did the chicken use Jewber? It wanted to cross the road without laying an egg of uncertainty!
Why did the smartphone start a Jewber service? It wanted to pick up some extra 'app-lause'!
My Jewber driver said he used to be a gardener. Now, he specializes in 'picking up' passengers!
Why did the Jewber driver become a chef? He wanted to 'serve' up laughter with every ride!

Jewber XL: The Bar Mitzvah Bus

I think Jewber’s launching a premium service: Jewber XL. You book it for a birthday party and, boom, a bus full of bubbies, zaides, and an epic hora dance arrives at your door!

Jewber's Passover Paradox

I think I confused Jewber. Tried booking a ride during Passover, and suddenly, every vehicle within a mile radius was divided into the leavened and unleavened categories!

The Jewber Chronicles

You ever try using the Jewber app? It’s like Uber, but instead of a car, a minyan shows up at your doorstep. And if you rate them less than 5 stars, you end up getting guilt-tripped the whole ride!

Jewber: The Yarmulke Edition

I’m telling you, Jewber’s new feature is wild. You select Yarmulke as your ride preference and suddenly, every convertible in town becomes a potential taxi!

Jewber Surge Pricing

Jewber has surge pricing, too. But instead of times of high demand, it’s during Yom Kippur—try booking then, it’ll cost you double the guilt!

When Jewber Meets Kosher Eats

I ordered from Jewber Eats the other day. Got a notification: Your bagel with lox is circling the block. Turns out, it was stuck in a schmear traffic jam!

Jewber Pool Party

I tried Jewber Pool. A mikveh on wheels, they said. Thought I’d get a serene, spiritual dip. Turned out it was just a Rosh Hashanah prank—got dunked with apples and honey!

Jewber Select: The Matzah Ride

Jewber Select is exclusive, I tell you. You select it, and suddenly you’re chauffeured in a car lined with matzah ball soup. It’s like riding in a rolling deli!

Jewber's Dreidel Destination

Heard Jewber’s doing a Hanukkah special. You spin the dreidel in the app, and wherever it lands, a latke-making contest erupts in that neighborhood!

The Jewber GPS

I love Jewber’s GPS. It doesn’t give directions; it just says, Go schlep yourself to the nearest bagel joint. You’re in desperate need of a nosh!

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