6 Jokes For Jaded

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Updated on: Jan 07 2025

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I'm so jaded, my idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I'm so jaded, my New Year's resolution is to procrastinate more. I'll start tomorrow.

I'm so jaded, I tried to learn patience. But waiting for results took too long.

I'm so jaded, I tried to join a support group for cynics, but no one believed it would help.

I'm so jaded, I entered a pessimism contest. I lost, but I saw that coming.

I'm so jaded, I joined a committee for apathy. We never meet, and no one cares.

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